{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, when a family cat died, all family members would shave their eyebrows as a sign of mourning.","length":110}
{"fact":"A cat's smell is their strongest sense, and they rely on this leading sense to identify people and objects; a feline's sense of smell is 14x better than a human's.","length":163}
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{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
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{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, and the cat - 230.","length":70}
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